A little lighter

I thought I'd add a little humor to my blog since I usually only post when something horrific has happened. I frequently post my conversations with Miles on facebook. He's a pretty hilarious little fellow....which is good because he's also suuuuuuuper naughty (that's why we're making him go to Catholic preschool--if anyone can whip him in to shape, it's them. ha. ha.). Sometimes I feel guilty that I don't post much about my sweet (and also naughty) little Conan, but there's a reason. I can't post conversations with Conan because Conan doesn't really converse. His vocabulary is ever growing though. I just thought I'd share it with you. This is the Conan Pronunciation Guide (you can call it CPG for short).

bottle=bahtoo
Yo Gabba Gabba=GABBY GABBY!!!!!!!
let's go=ee-koh
cookie=quickie
quiet=kwykee
toothpaste=psht
Phoebe=Beebee
baby=beebee
crying=a-kign
Mickey Mouse=Meekee
Minnie Mouse=Meemee
here you go=ah-go
goodnight=nigh-nigh
toothbrush=bush
Miles=Mighs
stove=uh-hot
bathtub=showee
water=wahtoo
milk=mook
iPad=iPad (he even includes the capital P)
hello=uhyoh
door-doy
stairs-shtees
pat-a-cake=(lifting both legs in the air)pee-kay
this little piggy=(sticking a foot in my face)pee-kay
fruit snack=nack
pacifier=pasthi
get dressed=dsht
sippy cup=sip-see
hair=heh

This is but a sampling. I'm sure that I will have more to add as I hear them.